History Edit

"Don't cock this up, Blight..."" ― SlapDash

Overview Edit

Not much is known of the early life of SlapDash. Much like her ability to laser-phase anywhere in the cosmos at a moment's notice, she entered the lives of John Carbon and Deutsch out of thin air aboard the Harbinger Warcraft, an interstellar vessel controlled by a malevolent alien race.

SlapDash possesses the incredible ability to laser phase across reality, which means she can be anywhere on the planet at any moment. She’s also a powerful psychic with incredible telekinetic abilities. General Blight would be happy to have her on his side if she wasn’t so reckless and unpredictable.  

Powers and Abilities Edit

Powers Edit

  • Laser-phasing
  • Telekinesis
    • "Glitter Grab"
    • "Siren's Shriek"

Abilities Edit

  • Choking people
  • Master tactician
  • Deep lunges

Weaknesses Edit

  • Vertically-challenged

Equipment Edit

  • Jumpsuit
  • Super gross gelatinous alien growth on neck